Let’s take a moment to mourn some popular words and phrases we lost in 2023.
Longer Reads
Stubborn GPS Myth Reaches Middle Age
For 40 years, a myth has persisted that Ronald Reagan declassified GPS for civilian use. Here are the facts.
Cancer Lessons 2.0: What Two Cancers in Four Years Taught Me
Before my third year being cancer-free after treating a neck cancer, I was diagnosed with prostate cancer.
Predictions for 2023 You Just Won’t Believe
I humbly submit my predictions for 2023, a list of bizarre things that could happen next year. Or not. Being wrong might as well be fun.
The Future is Spelled Autocorrectocracy
Imagine what gaining command of autocorrect algorithms could mean for zealots who want to control what others see, think and write: an autocorrectocracy.
Got Paper Maps? Putin Could Attack Our GPS
Sanctions are an asymmetric attack that Putin cannot directly counter. Economic pain could drive him toward asymmetric attacks the U.S. and NATO cannot counter — using anti-satellite missiles to attack our GPS satellites.
When the TV Streaming Wars Came for Us
One recent Saturday, my wife and I awoke to learn that we were casualties of the TV streaming wars. Giant corporations had decided our fate.
July 4 Seeks Damages for January 6 Attack
WASHINGTON (Spoof News) – In an announcement apparently timed for America’s birthday, July 4 confirmed that it is seeking restitution from January 6 for damages associated with the violent insurrection at the U.S. Capitol.
Half-Staff Nation: The United States of Slaughter
Should President Biden just go ahead and order all U.S. flags to be flown at half-staff until further notice?
Constitutional Law Pop Quiz
Should a majority of the class skip or flunk the final exam, this course may not be offered again in the future.