n. self-improvement goals you know you won’t reach Find this content useful? Share it with your friends!
Coins: Words I Made Up
(noggled)
adj: dazed after long cyber shopping sessions, compounded by additives to your holiday beverage Find this content useful? Share it with your friends!
(clō-tur-ize)
v. to stall Senate deliberations until no one can bear to watch; see related: (ful-o-blust-er), (new-cu-ler op-shun) Find this content useful? Share it with your friends!
(stu-por-vi-sor)
n: a boss who is asleep at the switch Find this content useful? Share it with your friends!
(snark-o-lep-sy)
n: sudden, uncontrollable sarcasm triggered by television cameras; most acute in politicians but highly contagious with no known natural immunity among the general population Find this content useful? Share it with your friends!
(gov-journ-ment)
n: a timeout imposed on voters for electing poor leaders (Note: There is nothing “poor” about their salaries, which they receive whether working or not.) Find this content useful? Share it with your friends!
(thought-lets)
n: the product of faster thinking and less reflection in the age of Twitter Find this content useful? Share it with your friends!
(man-op-o-ly)
n: for some women, a game involving men, houses and hotels Find this content useful? Share it with your friends!
(nerd-ous)
adj: that shaky anxiety when you try to explain your vocational specialty Find this content useful? Share it with your friends!
(ro-butts)
n: artificially intelligent machines that start acting like assholes Find this content useful? Share it with your friends!